Yoko Ono Claims Her Earliest Memory Is Being Inside Her Mother’s Womb

At 87 years of age, Yoko Ono AKA The Beatles destroyer has a lifetime of memories to look back on. However she’s baffled everyone on Twitter this week by claiming that her earliest memory is pre-birth. Yup – Yoko Ono reckons she can remember being inside her mother’s womb.

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My earliest memory is being in my mother’s womb. What is yours?

— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) May 27, 2020

What an amazing statement. It really seems like she wanted to kick-off a competition of who has the earliest memory and thought she had given an unbeatable answer right off the bat. Well I’m sorry Yoko Ono, but you have truly underestimated the power of the internet on that one. Here are some of the replies she got:

I vividly remember when I was a sperm cell. I win.

— Toby Tarrant (@tobytarrant) May 27, 2020

I remember when I was a twinkle in my daddy’s eye. I’m Spartacus.

— nie (@mwahmwahdarling) May 27, 2020

My earliest memory is from the split second after my dualistic souls from the sperm and egg merged. I remember the moment of conception as magical fireworks ❤

— Olaf Brungot (@olafbrungot) May 27, 2020

Weird. I also remember being in your mother’s womb.

— Sean Cullen (@MrSeanCullen) May 27, 2020

Yoko I’m sorry but there’s no way that’s true

— | (@newsetofprobs) May 27, 2020

Being in my father’s balls.

— Adam Daniel (@NYNJSportsGuy) May 27, 2020

Yoko that isn’t scientifically possible

— (@notbabieanymore) May 27, 2020

I remember trying to decide who to be reincarnated as.

— Keith Bigglesworth (@misterbigglesw1) May 27, 2020

Being dropped in a volcano 76 trillion years ago.

— swissch33z (@swissch33z) May 27, 2020

Yoko, please, stop drinking!

— Diego Flefle (@diegoflefle) May 27, 2020

I think she’s been one-upped a few times there. The question is – does Yoko Ono really believe what she’s saying? Remember, she’s 87 years old so there’s a good chance she just forgot to take her medication that morning before getting on Twitter. Then again she’s always been a bit bat shit crazy so respect to her for at least staying true to herself all these years.

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