What do you do when you’ve been together with your wife/girlfriend for 20 years and things are getting a little boring? Why, buy a NERF gun and shoot her with it every day of course.

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That’s exactly what this guy has done and I’ve got to admit that the results are jokes. It’s just great watching her sneak up on her and get the gun out and then fire it right into her stomach, pow pow biatchhhhhh!

Jokes. I haven’t used NERF in a while but I think she’s perhaps overreacting with how much it hurts/and is annoying, but I suppose they might have made them more powerful and painful in the 15 years or so since I’ve picked one up.

That guy has to hope that she never files for divorce though because she’s got a video record of spousal abuse right there. Given that they’ve been together for 20 years though I think he’ll probably be OK. Hopefully.

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