Breaking up by text is bad enough, but get a load of the text this penis actually wrote after 7 weeks of dating his (now ex) girlfriend:
https://twitter.com/amynelmes/status/533040729312866304
Alright, alright. I think you're all ready for how he signed off. #part2 #breakuptext pic.twitter.com/g2Ch6vdTo7
— Amy Nelmes Bissett (@amynelmes) November 15, 2014
Seems a real keeper — we’re sure she’s kicking herself as we speak.
Just for reference — THIS is how a real breakup letter is done.
