Not sure how this guy Pete is gonna recover from this one; maybe he should start drawing a penis on his wife’s whiteboard every day for a whole year like this dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M79dJgMBFh4

Nice choice of tie though — really distracts everyone from the fact your wife just told the whole world you have an inadequate penis.

Well, at least it’s not shaped like some of these potatoes.