I know I always say this at the start of these articles, but there really isn’t much that fascinates me more than these people that have relationships with inanimate objects and then want to brag about them to the media because they think that it’s really interesting/cool. Literally what is going through their heads here and how do they think it makes them come across as cool?
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Anyway, we’ve talked about Meirivone Rocha Moraes before on the site – she’s the crazy woman who married a rag doll called Marcelo, then managed to pop out three baby rag dolls with the guy before accusing him of having several extra marital affairs – but she’s outdone herself this time by announcing that one of her children has been abducted and the kidnapper is demanding £160 to return him. She obviously broke the news on TikTok where she uploaded a load of weird videos about the situation.
Here’s what she had to say about it (the TikToks are in Portuguese so you probably won’t be able to understand them, but I’ve included them for the sake of completeness):
@meirivoneemarceloURGENTE O marcelinho foi sequestrado se alguém souber notícias dele deixe nos comentários estamos desesperados
@meirivoneemarcelo♬ som original – CHAVES BR
@meirivoneemarceloESSA MÚSICA COLOCOU SOZINHO NA HORA DE POSTAR O VÍDEO,ESTAMOS MUITO TRISTES
It’s all too much. I’m terrified.
There’s part of me worried they will set him on fire.
I can’t sleep, Marcelo is up all night calling out his son’s name.
Diego and Carol are sad because they can’t understand where their brother is.
I just love him so much.
I’m left here thinking are they giving him a bath? Are they giving him clean milk? Are they taking good care of him?
Deep down my mother’s intuition is telling me he’s fine.
But I just don’t know what is happening.
Jesus Christ that’s weird isn’t it? I get that maybe it’s cool to be ‘creative’ and ‘wacky’ for TikTok or whatever, but this isn’t really either of those things and it’s just completely weird and to be honest kinda sad and tragic. Is it really that impressive to have so many views when literally everyone looking at it is laughing at you and thinking what a massive nutjob you are?
I guess I’m still writing about it so I’m part of the problem, but someone really needs to sit these people down and encourage them to go see a therapist or something. Completely mental behaviour.
And why the hell is she wondering if the kidnappers are giving her son/doll clean milk as well? How is that something anyone would think about in this situation?
Would normally end one of these by saying that I hope the kid gets returned safely to his mother, but do I really need to say that when she’s probably just put him in the cupboard or something whilst she desperately seeks attention and validation with these videos? No, I don’t.
For more of the same, check out this guy who reckons that he’s in a relationship with a bunch of balloons. What a freak.
