These incidents at screenings of Fifty Shades Of Grey just seem to keep getting better and better. First you have someone getting glassed in Glasgow, then you have someone getting arrested for masturbating in Mexico somewhere and now you’ve got this, whatever the hell this can be described as.

It went down the other night in Milton Keynes during an evening showing of the movie where a woman was so wasted that she literally lost control of her entire body and was forced to let everything out. Everything – including vomit, urine and those kinds of drippy washy turds that you get when you have diarrhoea. Apparently the stench was so awful that everyone else in the cinema had to be evacuated whilst they sent in a cleanup crew. Jesus Christ.

Here’s what one unlucky customer had to say about it:

We all expected to see Christian Grey gag 
Anastasia as part of the plot.

We certainly didn’t 
expect to be gagging ourselves because of the stench.

She lost control of 
everything, including all bodily 
fluids. The whole cinema stank.

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And the analysis of someone else present was starkly similar:

I’m not sure of her age but she was so drunk she couldn’t move. She practically had to be 
carried out. And the mess she left behind was just 
disgusting.

There was no way they could clean it up there and then — it would be a specialist job — so the film was stopped and everybody had to leave.

It was so disappointing. We’d really been looking forward to seeing it after reading the books.

Baffling. Has a movie ever had such an impact on its audiences worldwide?!