Woman Who Chucked Milkshake At Nigel Farage Is An OnlyFans Model From ‘Brexiteer’ Family

The UK tabloids have been hard at work trying to uncover the background of the mystery woman who attacked Nigel Farage with a milkshake in Clacton, Essex, yesterday, and sure enough, they’ve discovered that she’s an OnlyFans model whose entire family voted for Brexit. B00bs + right-wing politics – it’s a UK tabloid’s wet dream!

Victoria Thomas-Bowen, 25, was arrested after drenching Farage with a banana milkshake from McDonald’s, making the new Reform leader the first politician to ever be milkshaked twice.

Thomas-Bowen’s Brexit-voting brother Paul told MailOnline that he’s already cut ties with his sister over the incident:

“I have just seen it, and to be honest, I’m appalled. I don’t know where she is. I don’t want anything to do with her.”

Cutting off your sister because she threw a banana milkshake on Nigel Farage? Seems a bit harsh. Thomas-Bowen, who films her OnlyFans content from the spare bedroom of her mum’s house in Grays, Essex, told the BBC she pulled the stunt because she ‘just felt like it’:

“He doesn’t stand for me. He doesn’t represent anything I believe in, or any of the people around here. He doesn’t represent us, he’s not from here.”

The ‘petite pocket rocket’ (as she describes herself on her OnlyFans page) has previously voiced support for Jeremy Corbyn on her socials, and also called for people to boycott the Queen’s Diamond Jubilee.

Even still, it does make you question the purpose of Victoria Thomas-Bowen’s little stunt, now that the media is covering her OnlyFans gig. Would she have milkshaked Nigel Farage if she didn’t think it would be great publicity? It does seem like she’s politically active regardless, but I guess we can at least appreciate her entrepreneurial spirit if that’s the case.

So what now? Will OnlyFans girls and TikTok wannabes start following Farage around while packing banana milkshakes? Something to keep an eye on I suppose. In the meantime, time for a politically-charged w@nk?