A Texas woman named Evelyn Hamilton called the police up to complain that her dealer had refused to return her money after she objected to the crappy quality of weed he sold her. According to the policeman (Sgt. David Casper), when he asked Evelyn if she still had the weed on her she just pulled it out of her bra and gave it to him. She was promptly arrested for possession of what was basically a $40 bag of “seeds and residue”.

Dumbasses all round in this story. What did Evelyn think was going to happen when she called the police? I would love to know the thought process behind that one. Fair enough if you trust the police are there to help you but getting robbed of $40 and calling the police isn’t the same as getting ‘robbed’ by your drug dealer for $40 and calling the police. In her mind she actually thought calling the police was the required course of action.

Secondly, if this policeman had any brains, he would have used this dumbass to catch himself a dealer and not some clown who got scammed by one.

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