Shameless scenes of PDA on the London Underground this week as a bloke on the Northern Line approaching Clapham Common creepily gazes at his date’s breasts, and then leans in and has a little suck after she whips her boob out in front of everyone.
I’m not sure we can share the footage in this post without getting into trouble so I’ll link to the NSFW video HERE, and leave you with some of the reaction online:
— Adam (@adtradfx) February 11, 2024
Sorry! Grandad couldn’t hold back the start of a motorboat
— WHUpina (@WHUpina) February 11, 2024
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— DinnoBlade (@BladeDinno) February 11, 2024
Whats the charge? Eating a nork? A saggy succulent nork on public transport. pic.twitter.com/CSakUEdxdx
— Kris Day (@KrisMonkeyDay) February 12, 2024
Some poor person is gonna open Twitter today and see this pop up and have to ask their mum why drunk Santa was on her nips on the tube. Happy Sunday.
— Alex Gould (@AlexGould2010) February 11, 2024
Granddad getting more action that me😂
— Franklin Saint🇿🇼🇬🇧 (@Lionheart_zw) February 11, 2024
The person posting the video on Twitter/X, @chickenrunwhufc, wrote: “If you see something that doesn’t look right. speak to a member of staff or Text British Transport Police on 61016. See it .SUCK IT. Sorted.”
The clip is currently sitting on 2 million views! Wonder if the couple involved will ever be aware of their short-lived viral fame?
For the young lady who was caught finger-blasting herself on the tube but insists she was just ‘scratching a rash’, click HERE.