It’s gotta be conflicting any time you’re a lawyer who’s tasked with defending a client accused of murdering their husband, sexually abusing his corpse, and then chopping off his head and penis to boot.

So just imagine how much worse it gets when said client suddenly attacks you during the court hearing:

Married woman who decapitated lover after choking him during drug-fuelled sex, ATTACKS her lawyer in court when witness fails to show up to testify on her mental state

Taylor Schabusiness, 25, is seen attacking her attorney, Quinn Jolly, in court on Tuesday

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I mean, nothing screams ‘I’m innocent’ like attempting to beat up your attorney in court, does it? Although I guess it does help her insanity plea, since that’s what she’s going for. In fact she did this right after the lawyer got done asking the judge for additional time to review her competency to stand trial.

Not that anyone would have any trouble believing she’s insane, based on the details of the case. According to Sky News, Taylor Schabusiness strangled Shad Thyrion at their Wisconsin home during a meth-fuelled sex session, and then after continuing to have sex with his corpse, dismembered the body and left parts of him throughout the house and her car.

When police turned up, she allegedly put his penis in a bucket and told them “have fun finding additional parts.” Yikes. Perhaps the lawyer should’ve ask her to take her “Schabusiness” elsewhere (sorry).

For the time accused murderer’s Brian Walshe’s deranged Google searches were read out loud in court, click HERE.