If you were wondering why it’s so damn hot outside (beyond, you know, the fact that it’s July), apparently it’s because a bunch of witches put a ‘hex’ or evil spell on the moon and the sun is pissed off about it.
Don’t just take my word for it though. Here’s Twitter user ‘jupiter’ aka @heyyadoraa to break it down:
WHAT’S GOING ON WITH THE MOON?
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a thread, because everyone is confused.— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
BASICALLY —
in the past few days, a group of FRESH baby witches* decided to band together, and hex the fae. and then the moon. and they did!
(theyre now planning to hex the sun. too)
*inexperienced witches who should only be researching and doing protection work
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
WHAT’S A HEX?
a hex is essentially spellwork that is a collection of negative energy and is directed to someone, something, or a group of someones/somethings. these are intended to have negative effects and cause HARM to them and their lives.
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
— these baby witches specifically stemmed from witch tiktok “witchtok”
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
WHO ARE THE FAE?
well, technically the fae are celtic-specific, so it’s more accuate to say fair folk, but essentially, they are non-human creatures that fairies are based on.
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
it is EXTREMELY important to note that fair folk do not abide by human morals, because they are not human. morality is a human construct. fair folk are not inherent malevolent, but they have different customs than we do.
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
but when they’re fucked with, WHOO BABY. you’ve now got trickery for the rest of your life and maybe a bloodline curse! if you’re lucky. they’ll probably also steal your soul.
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
FAE / FAIR FOLK WORK IS NOT FOR BEGINNERS IN ANY FORM. THEY ARE TO BE RESPECTED BUT YOU SHOULD NOT BEGIN A RELATIONSHIP WITH THEM WITHOUT YEARS OF EXPERIENCE IN WITCHCRAFT AND RESEARCH ABOUT THEM.
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
next up: the moon thing.
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
after hexing the fae, this group of newbie witches decided to hex the moon. yeah. the planet. the moon. they hexed it.
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
WHY DOES THIS MATTER?
well, for witches, the moon is integral to our work. most notably, it fuels spells and provides power. obviously you shouldnt ???? disrespect the moon??
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
BUT ACTUALLY ….
the moon thing matters because there are gods that rule the moon. and hurting the moon, hurts them. not so much “physically” as hurts their energy / power and hurts them emotionally.
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
ARTEMIS —
according to those who work with her, artemis is especially affected. but the gods whose domain is the moon are mostly worried about their followers, as this effects their energy too.
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
WHY DOES APOLLO MATTER?
in case you dont know — artemis and apollo are twins. artemis is the goddess of the moon, apollo is the god of the sun. as siblings, they are VERY intertwined and as his SISTER has been HEXED, he’s PISSED.
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
apollo WILL take action for his sister, even though she is entirely capable of taking action for herself.
but apollo? he’s the god of health and medicine. they hexed his sister. in the middle of an increasingly dangerous PANDEMIC.
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO THE HEXERS?
if the gods are merciful, their hex will be sent back to them AND they will be hexed BY the gods. yeah, that’s mercy.
if there’s no mercy? a curse. lifelong, at least. probably on their bloodline.
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
i hope this helped explain, let me know if you have questions, i’ll answer to the best of my ability or direct you to resources that can answer better than i can.
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
INFO FROM ANOTHER WITCH & A DISCORD SERVER — pic.twitter.com/EPHsfmA8Q9
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
please stop hexing things and stop pissing off the god of health and medicine in a pandemic. thanks
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
also, if you don’t believe in this, absolutely do not disrespect what is happening to those of us who believe right now. not only does it make you an asshole, but the gods and fair fold are already mad. don’t make it worse.
— jupiter ✿ (@heyyadoraa) July 19, 2020
Some “witches” decided that it would be a great idea to hex the FUCKING MOON! They also hexed the fae.
Please light a candle for love and protection to the moon. pic.twitter.com/g3tD9qToec
— #BlackLivesMatter (@Xenofere) July 19, 2020
O….K then. My initial instinct here was to write this off as a load of nonsense, but just look at the engagement on those Tweets! So many people are taking it seriously or are at least Liking/ReTweeting because it’s so ridiculous they want all their friends to see it too.
But let’s just pretend this is all legit for a moment. Why the hell would you put a curse on the Moon of all things? Don’t these witches know about the powerful company that the Moon keeps? Like jupiter says Apollo is the God of the Sun and he hasn’t taken lightly to these witches putting a hex on his sister Artemis AKA the Goddess of the Moon. Which could explain why they plan to put a hex on the Sun next, which is strongly inadvisable in my view. I mean imagine thinking for a second that you could mess with the Sun and win, even if you’re a witch?
And what a time to do it too! In the middle of a pandemic where the last thing we need is the Sun to get pissed off at us and basically fry us all into oblivion. In fact, maybe that’s exactly what we need and what the endgame of these witches really is. Personally I hope cooler witch heads prevail and all the more reasonable witches out there reverse the hex or at least apologise to the Sun and Moon and ask them to take it easy on us. Otherwise we are well and truly fucked.
For the time Papa Shango put a curse on the Ultimate Warrior and gave him a sick belly ache on national TV, click HERE.
