It seems there’s a weird Will Smith story coming out every week now, which makes sense when you learn he’s just released his new self-titled memoirs, Will. And what better way to promote your autobiography than by sharing stories about how you had so much sex during the Fresh Prince years that you would vomit after every orgasm?

Will, 53, admits to turning “full ghetto hyena” as he worked his way through a string of sexual partners while trying to recover from his first heartbreak with girlfriend Melania Parker, who cheated on him when they were teenagers. In the book, he writes:

Up until this point in my life, I had only had sex with one woman other than Melanie. But over the next few months, I went full ghetto hyena.

He then described how being psychologically unwell transferred into a physical reaction every time he orgasmed with a partner:

I had sex with so many women, and it was so constitutionally disagreeable to the core of my being, that I developed a psychosomatic reaction to having an orgasm.

It would literally make me gag and sometimes even vomit. In every case, though, I hoped to God this beautiful stranger would be ‘the one’ who would love me, who would make this pain go away — but invariably, there I was, retching and wretched.

Wow, imagine what that was like for these poor women? You go home with Will Smith all excited that you’re going to have sex with the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, only to have him violently throw up everywhere the moment he jizzes. What do you even do in that situation? Clean it up for him? Rub his back? Leave? The whole thing is just so bizarre. It’s a bit like how normal people hate themselves the moment after jerking off, except Will Smith was actually having sex.

In fairness though, the Smith family have always been quite open about how weird they are. I’m pretty sure there was a story out recently where Will Smith admitted that he and Jada shag other people even though they’re married. There is other interesting stuff in the book, like Will Smith’s feeling towards his parents (via Daily Star):

Last month People published details of how his relationship with his parents – father, Willard Carroll Smith Sr, and mother Caroline Bright – impacted him as a young boy growing up in Philadelphia.He also discussed the ripple effect of his childhood in later life when he cared for his father while he fought cancer.

Will admitted having conflicting feelings about him as he was so supportive in his parenting role, but extremely violent towards his mother. He explained: “My father was violent, but he was also at every game, play, and recital. He was an alcoholic, but he was sober at every premiere of every one of my movies. He listened to every record. He visited every studio.”

He then highlighted how he had witnessed acts of domestic violence against his mother so extreme she was left unconscious. The Men In Black star continued: “When I was nine years old, I watched my father punch my mother in the side of the head so hard that she collapsed. I saw her spit blood.”

Will’s parents eventually split up, separating in his teenage years and eventually divorced in 2000 when Will was 32.

Pretty dark stuff. Of course I don’t actually care enough to read the actual book but it is pretty interesting reading these excerpts that come out. Now hit it:

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