Grandfather of grime Wiley has landed at Glastonbury 2013 — and wants to go home already.
Wiley hit diva status by complaining about the rain and the fact there was no fresh milk in the fridge.
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He’s since taken a bunch of tweets down but luckily there’s still record of them. Here are the highlights:
Soon as I land …Rain ffs
– Wiley (@WileyUpdates) June 27, 2013
Everybody is getting sacked .
– Wiley (@WileyUpdates) June 27, 2013
Festivals in nice hot places are sick not festivals pissing down with rain ever year.
No fresh milk in the fridge for the tea either I’m going a bit mad tbh and tbf need some lemon .
– Wiley (@WileyUpdates) June 28, 2013
– Wiley (@WileyUpdates) June 27, 2013
Here are a few select tweets he managed to take down before we could embed them:
“Fuck it life goes on but I am pissed .Glastonbury ain’t paying me enough to leave my comfort zone …tight bastards”
“For those who don’t know I ain’t on the earth cos of Glastonbury or capital summertime ball …don’t dare say they made me cos they never.”
“This is what happens when u listen to @Jrwoolfw (his management) ..you leave the sun for the rain. I hate my team somedays.”
“Capital ball Glastonbury And wireless can all fuck off as far I’m concerned.”
“I’m gonna tell al the promoters how much Glastonbury get away with paying people and the other festivals will think wtf ..”
“People don’t know I prefer hackney downs or clisslold park alldayer vibes ..obviously …fuck a rainy festival on the West Country tbh..”
@DJimmy_Wilson “jay z had to wait till the end of his career to play glasto ..fuck them and their farm ….”
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Things got so bad for the city boy that he started tweeting @GlastoFest, begging them to remove him from the line-up:
@GlastoFest “please cancel me I do not want to play for you ever again”
@GlastoFest “please cancel me without sueing I would like that …I’m fed up of coming to your festival I wanna do my own one”
@GlastoFest “tell michael eavis I dont wanna play please maybe he has the power to throw me off the line up …”
Do you want a hug, Wiley?
