4. The golden man on the golden bike

This guy is everything that is wrong with this world. I mean, what is the point of him? He doesn’t even make me angry; he just makes me list into a sort of vacant daze of depression where all I can hear is a tennis ball bouncing back and forth. He cycles around and around and looks over at you with a “yo dude, look how queiky I am” sort of satisfied smile. Eugh. To be fair to this guy, he cycles around on his stupid fucking bike for most of the year so he’s not an opportunistic dickhead, just a bog-standard all year round dickhead.