Emmanuel Frimpong
Oh Emmanuel Frimpong. You are a relentless bore. Joey Barton was right about you when he called you a dullard. Never has a man who has so little to say covered it up by just repeating one word over and over and over and over again. ‘DEEEEEEEEENCH!’ Sorry, you also have, well I can guess you can call it the follow-up argument, for when people look at you like you’re a simple Simon, ‘Leave it, yea.’ Eloquent indeed. It saddens me at just how much this country’s education system has failed you. You could say that the education system has not been DEEEEEEEEENCH to you son. Catchphrases die, Emmanuel. Nobody says, ‘Garlic Bread?!?’ anymore or ‘Am I Bovvered?,’ so leave it, yea.
This is what annoys me about his star status. He hasn’t done anything to earn it. He is a bit of a legend simply because of his amusing last name and the fact he is built like a train. His achievements in football you can count in the hairs on a bald man’s head. All he does on the field is run around a little bit and then make a needlessly aggressive tackle on an opponent. I say this because if he carries on like it’s not going to be the respect of fans that he has, but more likely he’ll be the butt of their jokes.
