Nick Clegg
The Lib Dems are currently only raking in six percent of the votes, which is the worst poll rating they’ve had for quarter of a century. Due to this severe decline we reckon Nick Clegg would be rummaging through the kitchen, locating all the snacks and comfort eating his way through the night.
Despite spending the majority of his time opening and closing the fridge door, hoping for some leftover pizza or a wad of cheesecake to magically appear, he manages to make polite small talk with a few guests and has a lengthy discussion with a couple of twenty-somethings over the porn ban. At some point a wasted stranger sicks up on his Italian leather shoe which puts him off his gorging so he decides to call it a night and heads home at around 1am.
