Ed Miliband

At first we wondered if he’d be milling about trying to chirpse with the art student types, trying to convince them to vote Labour (as they’re claiming to put creativity at the forefront of it’s mission) but actually we reckon he’d spend his evening awkwardly stood beside the stoners, avoiding all questions by answering with something completely irrelevant. In a usual environment his views would be challenged but the group of kids surrounding him will be too chonged to notice that his responses were vaguely odd.

Failing to break in to any social circles and after nervously avoiding eye contact with everyone, Miliband leaves the party early enough to get the last tube home although he actually gets picked up by his wife in their Ford Focus. As she turns onto the main road, a single tear silently rolls down his cheek.