Rectum
- “THINKS HE HAS TOOTHBRUSH CASE IN RECTUM, DOESN’T KNOW HOW B/C HE WAS DRUNK”
- TOY BABY BOTTLE
- GLASS BOTTLE
- “THOUGHT SOMEONE WAS AFTER HIM SO HE PUT PLASTIC BAG/PILL BOTTLES UP RECTUM”
- “CRAYONS AND COINS”
- DICE
- HANDLE OF TOILET PLUNGER
- TOILET BRUSH
- “7 YEAR OLD MALE WATCHING A VIDEO INVOLVING ALIENS RECTAL PROBING PEOPLE AT HOME, DECIDED TO TRY IT, PUT PLASTIC TOY SCREW IN RECTUM”
- SALT SHAKER
- SMALL TOY
- LARGE TOY
- PLASTIC “SQUINKY” TOY
- “CONSTIPATION–DILDO STUCK IN RECTUM”
- SCREWDRIVER
- WATER GUN
- BATHTUB DRAIN PLUG
- BOBBY PIN
- LARGE ELASTIC STRING
- “ENTERTAINING GUESTS BY INSERTING THE WOODEN LEG OF A CHAIR INTO HIS RECTUM”
- MARKER IN A GLOVE
- “HAS 2 GOLF BALLS UP RECTUM AND WANTS TO HAVE REMOVED”
- FLASHLIGHT AEROSOL CAN
- SHAMPOO BOTTLE
- CAN OF HAIR MOUSSE
- HOMEMADE DILDO
- TOY SHARK
- “WAS AT A ‘FISTING PARTY’ AND HAS A SPIKEY RUBBER BALL THAT LIGHTS UP STUCK IN RECTUM.”
- EGG
Real eye opening stuff there eh – I think the best contender would have to be the guy who was on crystal meth and decided to stick a straw up his dick. Jesus.
You can check out last year’s list here, probably not as entertaining as this year’s though.
