Everyone might be up in arms over Gary Lineker and Match Of tThe Day right now as we speak, but there’s a much funnier football story doing bigger numbers slightly under the radar about a bunch of West Ham fans doing cocaine off a bald man’s head during a game.
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The video has gone viral on social media and you can check that out below. It’s about as funny as it sounds which is very:
— Himoine Granger 🇬🇾 (@kezurgh) March 9, 2023
Lol what a bunch of crazy lads the West Ham fans are hey. Must be banter central going along to one of their games.
Sadly, the football club itself didn’t see it that way and have released the following statement, admitting that they’ve identified the guys in the video and banned them indefinitely, probably for life:
The Club is disgusted by the contents of the video and acted swiftly to identify the offenders.
In line with our zero-tolerance approach, details of the offenders were immediately passed on to the police and all individuals had their Season Tickets suspended and are therefore unable to enter London Stadium and travel with the Club for away fixtures.
Pending our own club investigation, this could lead to the offenders being banned indefinitely. There is no place for this kind of behaviour.
That’s gonna be annoying for them but to be honest people doing coke at the football is downright disgusting as it only makes them really angry with that scary feral look in their eyes and to be honest it’s probably directly responsible for the increase in football violence in recent years. I do think it was quite funny watching them snort it off this bald guy’s head though, so swings and roundabouts.
For more of the same, check out this football fan snorting cocaine in the crowd at the final whistle. What’s wrong with all these people these days?