FREAKS
Of course, as with any Chirpse article, the freaks section has to be the largest, and here is no exception…. scroll your eyeball down these wonders of the wild:
Here’s my mate Captain Half Beard –
“Excuse me sir… have you got a neck? Oh yes, there it is… it’s massive, I think it’s so big it’s illegal, I’m going to have to arrest you I’m afraid son.” He’s got the neck of a body builder but the shoulders of a pigeon? What gwan?
When I look at the chap below I am finding myself, once again, laughing at someone who is mentally ill. So I’m not going to comment on this one.
This dude ate someone else’s mugshot and a couple of man sized meat balls before having his pic taken.
Look at this next one, looks photo shopped don’t it? So I had to delve a little deeper, he calls himself Carlos Sosa or Carlos Rodriguez and yes, he really has half a head.
Here’s video proof for all you doubters, it’s a video explaining how “Halfy” lost a bit of himself one day. He seems like a bit of an idiot to be fair.
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The nut job lookin’ father crimbo doode above was arrested this month for a murder/ mutilation case that he got away with 36 years ago. He stabbed 70 year old, Blanche Kimball, 23 times before dumping her body. And now, in 2012, he has been brought to justice after being tricked in to a “chewing gum survey”. They tested his saliva against DNA and down he went. Science hey… mental. Still – shit scary.
