A to Z Of The Weirdest Longest Stuff (A-M)

K) Longest Kill Shot

This dark award goes to Brit, Craig Harrison. In November 2009, Harrison struck two Taliban machine gunners consecutively south of Musa Qala in Helmand Province in Afghanistan at a range of 2,475 metres. His first shot “on target” was a killing shot followed consecutively by a kill shot on a second machine gunner then a third which disabled the machine gun. No wind, mild weather and clear visibility were later cited as reasons for his record-breaking accuracy.

L) Longest Limo

Jay Ohrberg of Burbank gets this embarrassing accolade for his 100 foot limo. Jay designed this hideous limo himself and now hires it out through his car hire company. The limo has 26 wheels and can be driven rigidly or adjusted to bend in the middle around corners.

This waste of space is currently in the Guinness Book of World Records as the longest car in the world and has a driver’s compartment at each end to assist with reversing. Its facilities include luxuries like a Jacuzzi tub (probably full of jizz and puke), a sun deck, a helipad, a swimming pool with a diving board, a king sized bed and a satellite dish. But it’s not even street legal so it’s completely pointless and revolting to look at.

M) Longest Moustache

Another amazing feat of human sacrifice, the longest tash ever. Ram Singh Chauhan managed to get his facial furniture to the giddy length of 4.29 m (14 ft) back in 2010. Eating soup must have been a complete nightmare. Good on you Ram.

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