A chick at a house party who answered the door and immediately turned to vomit into her mailbox.

A surly Korean mom with an amazing shoulder tattoo of a baby giving birth to a full-grown woman.

A man who lived in one of those mini-mansions inside a gated community, who sported a seemingly massive collection of what appeared to be solid glass spheres of varying size and color.  I only got a quick glance in his house but there had to be hundreds of them in display racks, tables, shelves – everywhere.

A group of 20-something guys who challenged me to sing the original Pokemon theme song, which I did.  And perfectly, I may add.

A completely iced-out musclebound gangster kid who was blaring Regina Spektor so loud and with so much bass I actually couldn’t hear anything he was saying.

An elderly guy who deadpan asked me if I knew anyone who could score him hollowpoint bullets

An adorable older lesbian couple who were mortified that they didn’t have any extra money for a tip, so they gave me a big sack of pistachios instead.  It took me three weeks to finish the bag.

So yeah… you may want to reconsider that career in pizza delivery. Then again, you might come across this benevolent soul who’ll allow you a couple draws on his blunt.