8. IT IS LEGAL FOR A MAN TO URINATE IN PUBLIC IF IT IS ON THE REAR WHEEL OF HIS CAR AND HIS RIGHT HAND IS ON THE VEHICLE: MYTH
Unfortunately the 1986 Public Order Act made public urination an offence punishable with a fine, so you can’t piss on your car – #Oppression. A lot of people seem to be convinced that this is true, but there is no evidence for it ever being a law. I would say just got for it anyway. If you gotta go, you gotta go, but rather than pissing all over your car you’d be better off just going down an alley or using R-Kelly’s face.
The 1986 Public Order Act also covers pregnant women urinating in a policeman’s hat, which I think is outrageous, but to be honest the hats the police wear nowadays are in no way proficient for a heavy flow. My morning expulsion would easily oversaturate those pathetic little caps. There would to be piss everywhere and it wouldn’t be pretty, which if anything is even more outrageous then the fact that there is no law that guarantees you the right to urinate in a copper’s hat. I am outraged by the inadequate size of police issue hats.
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