10. IN LIVERPOOL IT IS ILLEGAL FOR A WOMAN TO BE TOPLESS EXCEPT AS A CLERK IN A TROPICAL FISH STORE: MYTH
Another fishy one, in every sense of the word. There seems to be no truth to it at all, no trace of such a statute can be found anywhere and Liverpool County Council denies that it ever existed. It still seems to get a lot of coverage though, just like the women in Liverpool’s tropical fish stores. Wheyyy.
This is surely good news for rambunctious Scouse women and their penchant for not wearing many clothes, but bad news for seedy tropical fish enthusiasts. They’re always seedy. And with the fear of prosecution lifted I predict a marked increase in boob related injuries; motoring accidents due to topless women parading the streets and incidents of suffocation for example. I also heard that they were planning to change the city’s name to Boobiepool.
Ladies of Boobiepool, go wild.
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