After enduring 12,000 people chanting ‘Paedo’ at him at Crouchfest last weekend, Wayne Lineker attended the UK Glamour Awards the other night where he got pretty wasted and couldn’t stop groping transgender TV presenter Jessica Alves.
It’s anyone’s guess whether Wayne, 61, knows that Alves is the former-human-Ken-doll-turned-Barbie, having spent around £1,000,000 on surgeries thus far. Either way, the good news is that no one can chant ‘Paedo’ at him this time because Jessica Alves is a fully-grown 40-year-old.
Get a load of Wayne grabbing a handful of her Jessica’s t1t and then nodding off on her shoulder:
Listen, say what you want about Wayne Lineker – the guy knows how to have a good time. One day he’s in Ibiza making 20-somethings compete to go on a date with him, the next he’s up on stage at Crouchfest getting ‘Paedo’ chanted at him, and the next he’s at an awards show cuddling up with Jessica Alves. Talk about living life in the fast lane!
She even gave him a smooch at one point:
Get in, Wayne!
Here’s a look at Jessica Alves’s evolution over the years:
Worth every penny!
To watch Wayne Lineker kick someone out of his Ibiza club for calling him a ‘nonce’, click HERE.
