I’ll be the first to admit that baseball is a pretty boring spectator sport, but I never thought that people would become so bored by it that someone could literally get a blow job in the stands at a game and nobody else would notice.
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Well, almost nobody. One eagle eyed fan managed to spot the lewd act in action and film it from the opposite side of the stadium. Naughty.
The game in question was the Oakland As V the Seattle Mariners and the ground was particularly empty as quite frankly, the As completely and utterly suck now. This meant that one fan and his girlfriend/partner were able to head to the very back of the arena, where she could go down on him in peace with nobody whatsoever around them for at least twenty rows.
And they almost got away with it as well if it wasn’t for the pervy voyeur on the other side of the stadium. Check out the footage below – although you’ll probably have to make it big screen to see anything:
— Polar Bear Fan (@MPsMP4s) August 22, 2022
Kinky.
What’s unclear at this point is whether or not the couple went to the baseball match with the plan to deliberately skulk off to the back of the arena and engage in this sex act, or whether they were just so bored/dispirited from the As performance that they thought this was a better use of their time. Could be either.
The bad news for the couple is that the Oakland Police are now aware of the incident and are investigating. Maximum punishment is six years in jail and/or $1000 fine, so could be a very costly blow job for the pair. Probably worth it considering how rubbish baseball is.
For more of the same, check out this Birmingham couple caught shagging on the roof of a car park. Such a horny summer this year.
