In January, some dude called Kenneth Herold met some girl called Christina Lafave at the hotel bar of the Wynn Hotel in Las Vegas. One thing led to another and Christie – a professional call girl – ended up accompanying 66 year old Herold back to his hotel room after he paid the 25 year old $300 for a hand job. What happens in Vegas..
Unfortunately it wasn’t only his story that looked like it was going to stay in Vegas, but also his $35,000 Rolex wrist watch. At 3 a.m. that night, several hours after they had both returned to his hotel room for the ‘massage session’ Herold called hotel security and accused Lafave of stealing his watch, which he had taken off during the session and placed on the floor.
After searching the room and Lafave several times hotel security came up with nothing, but after intense scrutiny and questioning Lafave finally admitted to stealing the watch and hiding it in her vagina. I don’t know why that wasn’t the first place they looked considering the amount of times things have gone missing and shown up stashed in women’s vaginas, but hey maybe they haven’t checked out Sick Chirpse in a while.
In order to get the watch removed from her vagina, police took Lafave to a University Medical Centre. Eww. She was later released on $40,000 bail and charged with both grand larceny and possession of stolen property (lol). Her lawyer – some piece of work by the name Chris Rasmussen – is planning on fighting the charges as he ‘believes’ that Herold gave her the watch in return for her services (yeah right, like a guy with a Rolex thinks that a hand job is worth 35K) but then tried to take it back when he wasn’t satisfied with her services, which sounds like one of the flimsiest cases ever.
However, where they might get off is when they said that the search was ‘unreasonable’ as ‘medical providers had to use equipment to conduct an invasive procedure to remove what police believe is evidence’ which is certainly an interesting way to look at things, and will probably end up with her getting off the charges, knowing America. Only in Vegas.
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