I don’t know why this fat idiot decided to get a firecracker and light it in his pocket – aside from the fact his buddy said he would give him £10 that is – but judging by the horrible looking housing estate they’re hanging out on it doesn’t look like there’s much going on in in terms of fun in the area so they have to do something to get their kicks.

And this dickhead really does get his kicks because the firecracker literally blows his shorts right off him and leaves him with one of the nastiest looking gashes on his legs that I’ve ever seen. He doesn’t look like he’s having a fun time either.

Definitely a new contender for the Darwin awards.