Vladimir Putin is probably one of the most unpopular men in the world at the moment after invading Ukraine and conscripting a lot of his own citizens to help with the war effort, so most of us are probably going to enjoy this story about him falling down the stairs and pooping himself.

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The tale comes from Telegram channel General SVR which said the following:

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Putin was walking downstairs when he stumbled and fell to his back, after which he fell on his side and slid down a couple of steps.

The incident took place in front of the president’s bodyguards, who reacted quickly and rushed to Putin’s aid.

Three security officers helped the president to get to the nearest sofa and called the doctors who are on duty at the residence.

Medics arrived within a few minutes, but could not immediately examine the president due to him suffering oncology of the gastrointestinal tract, as a result of which he already experiences serious problems with digestion and the fall caused an involuntary reaction.

Before the examination, the doctors escorted the president to the bathroom and helped to clean up.

After a complete examination, a bruise of the coccyx and soft tissues was diagnosed.

Putin now wears special shoes, even at home, with anti-slip coating, and the stairs in the residence are considered ‘safe’.

God what an extremely long winded and annoying way of saying that he fell down the stairs and shxt himself! I could have done it in about 10% of the time and not used all of that horrible language either.

Anyway, there have been rumours about Putin’s declining health ever since the invasion of Ukraine and stories like this only serve to make us think that this is actually the case. Any idea on when he’s actually going to kick the bucket?

For more of the same, check out this former Soviet Union soldier explaining why Putin was pictured at the end of a long table. Such a dumb reason.