A survey of nearly 2000 so-called vegetarians has found that more than two thirds of them eat meat while drunk – they just don’t tell anyone about it. In fact according to the vegetarians who participated in the survey, 1 in 3 of them eat meat EVERY time they’re drunk.

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39% of the vegetarians who spoke to Voucher Codes Pro admitted they couldn’t resist kebab meat when drunk and 34% said the same for burgers.

The vegetarians also admitted they suffered guilty consciences over their lapses, with 69% of them adding they feel so ashamed that they don’t tell anyone about their drunken meat-eating.

George Charles, founded of Voucher Codes, said:

I know a few ‘vegetarians’ who sometimes crave meat, but it seems that a few are giving into their cravings when drunk.

I think it’s important for friends of these ‘vegetarians’ to support them when drunk and urge them not to eat meat as I’m sure they regret it the next day.

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Well, well, well. Sounds like the same people who love to tell everyone they “don’t eat meat” and go around ruining other people’s steak dinners are stuffing their faces full of dodgy kebab meat after a couple pints. Show a drunk vegan a cheeseburger or big juicy kebab and they’re munching it down every time. I guess it’s easy to forget pretentious philosophies / dietary restrictions when you’re starving and steamed off your face. Not holding it against them of course – we all know kebab meat is amazing when drunk.

Looks like that terrifying human meat suit guy might want to add a few traitors to his hit-list.