An 1368-Year-Old Vampire Has Joined OnlyFans To Pay Off £22K Debt

It doesn’t matter if you’re a vampire or a mere mortal human being; we all have bills and debts to pay and there’s no getting away from it unless you want to end up broke or in prison.

Luckily for Croatian vampire Olja Einfalt, she’s still in pretty decent nick despite being 1368 years old, and so she’s set up an OnlyFans account with the aim of raising £22K in five years in order to avoid being jailed.

You see, Olja and her husband were found guilty of ‘economic malversations’ in their chain of stores ‘Skandal’, and have been given 5 years to pay back 200,000 kuna to the state of Split or go to jail. Easily accomplishable when you’ve got something as niche as the OnlyFans vampire market on lock, right?

Speaking to Croatian news site RTL, Olja has put an interesting spin on her OnlyFans venture:

“This is one of my income, and I want to prove that OnlyFans is not just a site only for explicit images, but can be and is a platform where artists, actors, dancers, chefs and everyone who has some content that is educational are advertised.

I am transferring my performance to OnlyFans and will be posting beautiful, artistic photos that are a little freer and not suitable for other social networks.”

And how’s it going so far?

“It’s too early to tell, I only have it for two weeks, but day by day I’m getting new companions and I believe there will be some benefits, at least to cover the costs I incur during the performance I perform.”

I think part of the problem might be that her heart’s not really in it. Acting like OnlyFans is a place for ‘artistic expression’ rather than just dumping as many nude pictures and videos as possible to rack up subscribers. That’s what the all the most popular OnlyFans users seem to be doing, anyway. No use trying to treat it as anything other than what it is, especially when you’ve got 5 years to make £22,000! Which is apparently harder than it sounds. Well anyway, good luck to her and no worries on the free publicity. Go Olja Go!