Getting w@nked off in the cinema feels like something that should be done in your teens or early 20s at the latest, but doing it as an adult in a crowded theatre during a live Broadway musical perfornance of ‘Beetlejuice’ seems a bit insane. Especially when you’re a public figure/politician in your native Colorado.

Congresswoman Lauren Boebert and her date were booted from the theatre for “vaping and singing” and “recording the performance”, with CCTV later showing them groping each other and Boebert tossing her date off in his seat:

Jonathan Lemire: Lauren Boebert groping her male companion’s crotch in a theater was her “reaching across the aisle”. 😂 (Video: MSNBC) pic.twitter.com/rVXSvBoAFW

— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) September 18, 2023

There’s also closer, clearer footage that shows Boebert’s date playing with her t1ts, but I’ll just link to it because I’m pretty sure we’re not allowed to post it. Either way, can’t even begin to imagine how drunk these two were. They were having the time of their lives in there just breaking all the rules by vaping, singing along, filming the show, and fondling each other.

I don’t know how good Boebert is at her actual job but maybe if more politicians were out here getting tossed off in theatres, the world would be a better place. And not in a Donald Trump ‘grab her by the p-‘ kinda way, but in a more consensual fashion like we saw in the footage above. Can’t hurt to try.

For the Indian politician who drank ‘holy’ water from a polluted river and was promptly hospitalised, click HERE.