N-Dubz return to the music game with a new album this week, plus a reunion tour that has already seen fans stabbing each other in the face and p*ssing all over each other in the cheap seats.

Which means the group is also on a promotional run at the moment, which included an interview on The Zeze Mills show where Tulisa confessed to being celibate and not having sex in a whole two years. Stop the press! She said:

I don’t date, I court. Listen, I’ve been celibate for the last two years. No sex before monogamy.

Zeze Mills seemed utterly baffled about how this works so Tulisa explained a little further:

You just don’t shag them, and you get to know them.

Simple as that apparently. In fairness to Tulisa, she’s always been amazing at answering tricky questions in interviews. Like the time she was asked about whether she had a nose job:

I’m eight stone at the moment but my weight always fluctuates between eight and nine stone… But when I lose weight it goes from my face and everyone says my nose looks thinner. I swear on my life, I’ve not had it done (surgery) – I’ve literally just lost weight and it goes from my nose.

Genius. Had a bit of nose fat, started hitting the gym and there you go — slimmer nose. Just let her do the talking in these interviews and everything will be OK (unless she’s being accused of dealing cocaine and needs someone to do the talking for her).