A transgender registered sex offender has been snapped in a creepy mugshot after he was busted allegedly trying to snatch a child from an elementary school in Colorado.
If crystal meth had a spirit animal…
According to the Aurora, Colorado police department, Solomon Galligan, who was convicted in 2011 of a nonconsensual touching sex crime, walked into a field at Black Forest Hills Elementary School last Friday where a bunch of 5th graders were playing and snatched a child.
The arrest affidavit states that Galligan tripped over a white blanket he was carrying and the child managed to escape as other kids began freaking out to alert the adults that a zombie had infiltrated school grounds.
Just imagine being that poor kid and seeing this freaky b@stard coming towards you…
As the school went into red alert, the zombie managed to escape the grounds but was fortunately spotted by a parent on the street and promptly arrested, at which point he claimed to have been assaulted and demanded medical attention.
Police eventually ran a background check and determined Galligan is a sex offender, and was arrested as recently as January after he had failed to register. The internet also did some digging and found that Galligan had previously shared posts about his gender transition back in 2011…
I guess somewhere along the way Solomon Galligan picked up a drug addiction, and transitioned into a zombie straight out of the Walking Dead instead.
Good thing he was so out of it that he managed to trip over the blanket that (I guess) was supposed to conceal the child he was kidnapping.
Galligan has been charged with one count of attempted kidnapping and is being held in the Arapahoe County Jail on a $25,000 bond.
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