Well, there’s a headline you don’t see every day. A transgender Muslim from Pontiac, Michigan, has filed a lawsuit against her ex-boyfriend demanding the return of her testicles, which he keeps in a jar in his fridge and is refusing to give back to her.
Brianna Kingsley, 40, filed the claim against William Wojciechowski, 37, writing the following in a handwritten affidavit:
“Defendant retains possession of my surgically extracted testicles, preserved in [a] Mason jar, kept in [the] fridge next to the eggs. Demand immediate return of my human remains specimen and damages of $6,500.”
Next to the eggs? Jesus.
Back in April, Kingsley, who also goes by the Arabic name Zahrah Bri-Zee Muharib since converting to Islam, shared a video on TikTok titled ‘The Unboxing of Dee’s Nuts’, which depicted her unboxing her ‘surgically extracted lady balls’. Not even joking:
@rhinowitchsanctuaryThe Unboxing of Dees Nuts
I’m amazed a hospital even allows you to take your surgically removed organs home in a bag?
Kingsley’s ex, who is now hoarding her balls in the fridge, told The Detroit News that she had been harassing him for the past eight months since their split:
“I’ll be telling my lawyer about this because it’s getting ridiculous. I don’t owe her anything. She’s been harassing me ever since we broke up. I had to take out a PPO against her.”
Welp, kinda sounds like the balls are in the boyfriend’s court on this one. Seems ownership is 9/10th of the law and he’ll get to keep his ex-girlfriend’s balls in his fridge if he so pleases. Although he might be ever weirder than she is to want to hold onto those things in the first place. I’d be careful eating anything he serves up from here on out.
P.S. Just imagine showing this story to someone in the 1920s? Not a soul would believe that this was a real article. Absolutely mental time to be alive.
For the trans Starbucks manager who was sacked after yelling at a customer who misgendered her, click HERE.
