2) FAIRIES ARE REAL

It was only a matter of time until fairies were finally proven to exist. I mean it just makes sense doesn’t it? If there’s big people without wings, then surely there should be little people with wings, no?

So a lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, John Wyatt, released photos of genuine fairies this week. John, who obviously needs more attention than he’s been getting (which is why I haven’t included a picture of him) has released these photos taken in Rossendale Valley. They show clearly real life fairies. End of story.

John says “It was a bit of a shock when I blew them up” – I bet it was mate, there are fairies on them.

I’d like to end this section by saying – make your own mind up – but I’m assuming you already have.

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