3) Cheese Toast Chumps
One solitary div made cheese on toast with the toaster laid on its side and set fire to their house = nice one. Because of this singular mong, the fire defense lords have now decided to put out warnings for other would be dunces.
Do you remember that one guy that got drunk, slept in a bin and then got crushed to death in the back of the rubbish van? Now we have to have stickers on all the bins telling us not to sleep in them. If you’re drunk enough to think a skip looks inviting as a bed then you’re too drunk to heed a sticker’s warning.
I used to work for a large company that made chips which had tomato ketchup inside of them (cool hey?) If you microwaved the chips the sauce inside was hotter than the sun whilst the outside was just warm: People microwaved them despite the cooking instructions and burned their mouths. So the manufacturers put a large “do not microwave” sticker on the product. People kept on doing it and kept on burning themselves and kept on complaining. So the size of the sticker got bigger and bigger like this “IF YOU MICROWAVE THE CHIPS THE SAUCE WILL BE MOLTEN AND YOU WILL BE BURNED”. People continued to microwave them. One day the company just gave up and stopped making them.
What I’m saying is: people are thick and dumb and retarded all at the same time and there’s no amount of stickers in all the universe that will preempt people’s ridiculously low decision making capability.
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