5) My Favourite Is Last.
Turning on the shower to cover the noise. Oh no, but wait, that means wasting water and you’re an uppity twat who can’t shit in your own flat, of course you don’t want to waste water! Fear not you terrible bastard, there’s now an app developed by Akatu called ‘FakeShower’, which means you can shit/wank/fart/murder/have a moment to yourself away from the constant nagging in complete privacy.
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Amazing.
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