4) Scream Throughout

Either come out of there like ‘OH GOD YOU HEARD ME SHIT’ or, ‘Oh hey what’s up. Oh that? Oh, I was just doing all my push ups and I took it to the next level. Check out these sweet guns, baby. Touch them. Go on’. Then, within seconds you’ll both be making sweet love on the floor, far away from the toilet and the scented evidence of what you did in there. This is another filler. I just want to take you guys to number 5. LOOK WHAT I FOUND.

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