3) Go To A Public Pooping Restaurant

Well, that was a misleading title wasn’t it? I just needed to fill in no. 3… but there is a poo-themed restaurant, where you sit on toilets and eat. That way you can poop with every bite. No, I lied again. You can’t actually shit while eating, it’s just ‘poo themed’ and there’s no actual poo involved. Although, you know…it’s fucking weird. Maybe one day everyone can poop while eating together and there will no longer be a pooping stigma. One day. *looks longingly out of window*.

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