2) Only Go In Public Toilets
Unhygienic? Maybe. Anonymous? Fuck yes. Shit however you want in a restaurant, pub, cafe, any public toilet you come across. Shit like nobody’s watching. This is your moment of freedom. No one can blame you for streaks, smell and watering eyes. No one knows you. Germs are just something you have to mentally surpass in order to enjoy the comfort. Pray that girl who lives in your building with the soft hair doesn’t walk into the tiny unventilated Starbucks toilet after you. It just wasn’t meant to be. Let it go.
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