2. Alex Ferguson
If even the people who despise Manchester United can respect Alex Ferguson, then there’s no reason why aliens can’t. He’d give a convincing account of us all as a race of people who can get the job done. Just has the air of someone who’s been there and done that and who only let someone else take the reins because he was dominating too hard and it was time to let someone else have a turn. Best way to let the aliens know that we mean business, if it wasn’t for who’s in the number one spot…