Hyena

This was originally going to be ‘dangerous dog’, but I’m sure most dangerous dogs would fuck me up differently as it takes a lot for them to feel pain. So I’ve gone with hyena — they’re about the size of a regular dog. Similar situation to fighting a kangaroo here – if you win you’ll probably bleed to death following your victory. You’re relying on plenty of ‘Lion King’ influenced emotion to see you through this one, ultimately ending in the hyena laughing hysterically and sadistically as you choke him out of his final breath. Poetic.

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