Kangaroo

Don’t get it twisted — kangaroos make violent, sadistic opponents. In fact this would probably be a case of whoever winning not living much longer after the fight — the injuries would be too severe. But I did find out an interesting fact about kangaroos which tip the odds in my favour — they don’t turn very well. If you focus and keep manoeuvring behind the kangaroo, you’re in with a good chance. Don’t feel bad about it either because the kangaroo would fuck you up if it had the chance.

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