4) Show-Off
Website: Daily Mail Online
Headline: Sparing no expense! Inside the Kardashian’s $150K-a-week beachfront Thai vacation palace
More Fitting Headline: Some witch is rich and wants you to know about it, and feel jealous
Summary: Kim Kardashian has had a holiday in an absolutely awesome place in Thailand and she “so kindly” took pictures of it to show us. Thanks so very much for your warmth and sharing Kim how nice of you. It’s nothing to do with you wanting to show off how much cash you have is it? All that cash you’ve got, you remember? You’re rich aren’t you? I know you hardly ever mention it.
You know? That cash you got for no other reason than the fact that you carry round a couple of sacks of spuds in your pants draw and whap out your wabs every few days? Is that how this works? Spare a thought for the office chimps you selfish wench.
Quote To Note: “Kim earlier struck a bewitching pose by roaming the sands in a gunmetal bikini with an ink blue cover up billowing dramatically in the breeze”. Bewitching? LOL.
Favourite Reader’s Comments: “Amazing what a sex tape can do!!” and “So clumsy and bulky” – looks like the DM tide is turning black on little miss KK? Uh oh…
Well, I’m glad that’s over… see you next week.
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