1) Rip
Website: Daily Mail Online
Headline: Not a rip-roaring success: Kendall Jenner flashes more than intended in stonewashed jeans with a tear across her bottom
More Fitting Headline: Woman shows exactly as much as she intended
Summary: Kendall Jenner, who I have never even heard of in my live long days, wore some shorts with a rip in them today. The end. The Daily Mail says, and I quote “she stepped out in a very revealing casual outfit as she walked to her car”. She didn’t. It’s a pretty normal outfit with a slightly risqué cut on the arse region. Compared to the rest of the semi-famous hookers in LA she looks positively chaste.
Quote To Note: “But, while the star has worked and travelled all over the world, While the Keeping Up With The Kardashians stars said have travelled all over the world, they’ve never been to a prom”… sorry? Run that by me again?
Favourite Reader’s Comments: “Not sure why but suddenly none of my comments are posting to my profile. Anyone else having problems ?” and “Ripped jeans are such a dated look.These people have no originality.!!!”
… now wipe the sick from your beard and the tears from your pillow… it’s finished…
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