2) Hair

Website: Daily Mail Online

Headline: The long and the short of it: Tulisa Contostavlos shows off her lengthy extensions after arriving for pampering session at local salon

More Fitting Headline: Girl gets hair extensions

Summary: Tulisa, everyone’s favourite drug dealer, went for the opposite of a trim this week. When I was a youth we had to wait for our hair to get long, just like mother nature intended. Nowadays all you need is some cash and you can get hair as long as you like, whenever you like. If you ask me it’s cheating. But maybe I’m just a traditionalist.

Quote To Note: “She’s pleased: Tulisa appeared to be satisfied with her hair on Wednesday”.

Favourite Reader’s Comments: “She reminds me of Little Quacker (yellow duck) from Tom & Jerry cartoons” and “I love her. She’s still so down to earth, even though she is a huge star now”.

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