You probably saw last week that Motley Crue drummer Tommy Lee had posted a full frontal picture of his dick on Instagram for some reason and it will probably come to no surprise to many of you that he was on a full on bender when the picture was taken.

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Lee was on stage with the band in San Antonio, Texas when he decided to try and give everyone an explanation for his actions. Here’s what he had to say (skip to 1 minute to see the video):

A couple of weeks ago, we had a two-week break off the tour, and I went on a motherf**king bender, bro.

I got f**king sideways as f**k and got naked and posted pictures of my d**k.

Usually, I mean I’m a t***y man, so I like to see t*****s, but tonight is equal-opportunity night.

Tonight, I wanna see everyone’s d**k.

C’mon, boys, pull your s**t out. Pull your f**king junk out. Let’s go.

Your wife says no? Divorce.

Well at least he’s honest? And trying to make a joke about it?

I suppose to be fair to the guy he wasn’t really harming anyone by his actions and it was kind of funny rather than majorly traumatising, so what other reaction was he going to have in trying to explain it? Bearing in mind that he’s literally the poster boy for the sex, drugs and rock n roll lifestyle, it’s exactly what you would expect. Home sweet home baby.

For more of the same, check out Tommy Lee talking about how he drank nine bottles of vodka a day before he went to rehab. Hardcore bastard.