2) Gym
Website: Daily Mail Online
Headline: No pain, no gain! Millie Mackintosh heads to beach body boot camp to work on her toned torso once again
More Fitting Headline: Girl Visits Gym And Shows Off About It
Summary: Millie Mackintosh was in a TV programme called Made in Chelsea apparently. I haven’t seen it but it sounds awful. Anyway, the crux of this story is that she went to the gym. On top of that, she got someone else to take pictures of her so she could show off about how much free time she has because she has loads of money and doesn’t need to do a real job like normal people do. Well, thanks for rubbing that in Millie. The story goes on to say that she went shopping after she’d finished her work out. OK, OK we get it, you’re rich, well done.
Quote To Note: “Millie opted for a pink T-shirt over the top of a sports bra and a pair of black leggings for the exercise session”.
Favourite Reader’s Comments: so far no one has commented on this story. Can it really be that no one cares enough to give their opinion on this glimmering slice of non-news?… UPDATE: I felt so bad for Millie that I signed up and added a comment myself, but in the meantime someone posted a comment: “This is called exercise. It generally results in a super hot look, and sexier lifestyle. Unfortunately, many will bash this woman for her determination and hotness factor, because it reminds them of their own self imposed shortcomings” – HA HA HA! That was worth waiting for.
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