Who wants to know what Kim Kardashian has been up to this week? No one? I wish that were the case. Literally millions of plums and pillocks read the Daily Mail online on a daily basis. There is nothing within but guff, tripe and balderdash. Here’s four of the least interesting non-news articles I could find, I’m sure there’s less interesting ones in there but I couldn’t stay on the site for much longer because it was giving me a hate fueled head ache.
1) Wave
Website: Daily Mail Online
Headline: Queen Of Miami! Kim Kardashian gives a royal wave to fans from the balcony of the Versace Mansion
More Fitting Headline: Woman waves at mongs
Summary: Kim Kar-slag-ian went to Versace’s old house yesterday as part of the filming for a program that some people seem to watch called Keeping Up With The Kardashians. No one knows why they make the program or why people watch it, but they do. She went up to a balcony and waved at people who had gathered to bask in all her vacuous glory. More importantly, are we supposed to believe that her arse does this unaided?:
Quote To Note: “Queen Kim is filmed by her friend on an iPhone as she and her secuity detail totter down the steps where Gianni Versace was murdered in 1997”. (“secuity” is their error not mine btw.)
Favourite Reader’s Comments: “That fake butt! She looks like a horse. No way is that real. It’s getting bigger all the time” and “Her outfit would be amazing….if it wasn’t being worn by a baboon in heat” – ooooh dear… it looks like the Daily Mail reader’s tide of wrath is turning. How will she afford the melons she puts up her skirt if Daily Mail viewers go off her? I’m worried…
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